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366 Sex Moves; Positions for Having Sex a New Way Everyday

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  Get ready for the best year of your life! 366 Sex Moves offers couples hot and exciting positions for every day of the year. Filled with stunning photography and short technique descriptions that get right to the point, this book allows you to simply pick-up-and-play and do the position shown.  Whether you’re interested in trying something just a little different or are ready for an advanced acrobatic position, 366 Sex Moves has it all. With this sexy little guide, you’ll never know what the day—or night—will bring. READING OPTIONS Download it together with these Reads For COUPLES here OR Download both PDF & EPUB thru Gumroad OR Download both PDF & EPUB thru PayPal here.   Click return to merchant to be redirected  to the page with both PDF & EPUB files! OR CHECKOUT THESE RANDOM INSIDE PAGES BELOW! READING OPTIONS Download it @  $9.99   $5.99 When Bundled with these OR Download both PDF & EPUB $9.99 thru Gumroad OR Download both PDF & ...

Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

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The following add in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls “Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I’m yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.” Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week-old Labrador retriever. *********************** Jokes aside  NOW!!!! Mediocre sex ends NOW! You’re here right now reading this because you have the COURAGE, curiosity and heart… the passion, the power to potentially become one of the world’s greatest lovers to your girl. Mediocre sex? That’s for someone else. Not you. This i...

Smart Maria

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  Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!"  Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!" *********************** Jokes aside  NOW!!!! Mediocre sex ends NOW! You’re here right now reading this because you have the COURAGE, curiosity and heart… the passion, the power to potentially become one of the world’s greatest lovers to your girl. Mediocre sex? That’s for someone else. Not you. This is the opportunity to show you EXACTLY how to do it. The next girl who gets to sleep with you is gonna be ONE LUCKY WOMAN, guaranteed. She’ll be yours whenever you want… however you want. If there was one thing you should take away…  make it this : The key to a woman’s heart and mind… is through her body. Through your touch. Once you know  how to give a woman a game-changing orgasm ? Your life changes–FOREVER. Seriously. All from the touch of your hands, your...

Sex in the dark

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  A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue.  One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!"  He said, "Explain the kids!" *********************** Jokes aside  NOW!!!! Mediocre sex ends NOW! You’re here right now reading this because you have the COURAGE, curiosity and heart… the passion, the power to potentially become one of the world’s greatest lovers to your girl. Mediocre sex? That’s for someone else. Not you. This is the opportunity to show you EXACTLY how to do it. The next girl who gets to sleep with you is gonna be ONE LUCKY WOMAN, guaranteed. She’ll be yours whenever you want… however you want. If there was one thing you should take away…  make it th...

Differences between the sexes

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A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying.  A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!” *********************** Jokes aside  NOW!!!! Mediocre sex ends NOW! You’re here right now reading this because you have the COURAGE, curiosity and heart… the passion, the power to potentially become one of the world’s greatest lovers to your girl. Mediocre sex? That’s for someone else. Not you. This is the opportunity to show you EXACTLY how to do it. The next girl who gets to sleep with you is gonna be ONE LUCKY WOMAN, guaranteed. She’ll be yours whenever you want… however you want. If there was one thing you should take away…...

The interview

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 Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"  Man: "Yes!"  Reporter: "Name?"  Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."  Reporter: "Sex?"  Man: "Three to five times a week."  Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"  Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."  Reporter: "Holy cow!"  Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."  Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"  Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."  Reporter: "Oh dear!"  Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch." *********************** Jokes aside  NOW!!!! Mediocre sex ends NOW! You’re here right now reading this because you have the COURAGE, curiosity and heart… the passion, the power to potentially become one of the world’s greatest lovers to your girl. Mediocre sex? That’s for someone else. Not you. This is the opportunity to show you EXACTLY how to do it. The next girl who gets to...

Different Kinds of Boobs & penises

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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter.  The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of penises are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks.  “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” *********************** Jokes aside  NOW!!!! Mediocre sex ends NOW! You’re here right now reading this because...

Sucking

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  A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking."  Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream."  Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" *********************** Jokes aside  NOW!!!! Mediocre sex ends NOW! You’re here right now reading this because you have the COURAGE, curiosity and heart… the passion, the power to potentially become one of the world’s greatest lo...

The Spoiling Session: raunchy sex Exercise For Couples

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   What Is A Spoiling Session? A spoiling session is a magical, sexy, multi-purpose exercise that allows you to gain a deeper understanding of your own sexual needs and the sexual needs of your partner, while simultaneously reconnecting you as a couple and melting away the subtle shame and resistance that each partner may or may not have towards sex in general. How Do You Carry Out A Spoiling Session? Spoiling sessions are quite simple. And as you can imagine from their name, are about sexually spoiling yourselves (and therefore each other). A spoiling session is a pre-determined amount of time where one partner (the recipient) gets to have whatever they want done to them/on them/for them, as long as those things fall within the realm of comfort for the giving partner. For example, one partner’s spoiling session could look like the following… “For sixty minutes, every Tuesday night, sometime after 5pm, I will lay on my back while my favorite music plays throughout the room, an...

African Roulette

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  Four men are captured by a tribe in the middle of Africa. The tribe leader gives them the choice of either death, or they can try their luck at "African Roulette." The men, as one of the choices seemingly had a chance to stay alive, hastily all chose the second option. The tribe leader lined up 6 extremely gorgeous women in front of the men, and said "You must choose one of these beautiful women to preform oral sex on you." The men saw nothing wrong with this and were ecstatic at their luck, yet confused about the "roulette" part. As they chose their women and were getting ready, the tribe leader spoke up and said, "One of them is a cannibal." *********************** Jokes aside  NOW!!!! Mediocre sex ends NOW! You’re here right now reading this because you have the COURAGE, curiosity and heart… the passion, the power to potentially become one of the world’s greatest lovers to your girl. Mediocre sex? That’s for someone else. Not you. This is th...

Newlywed Couple Joining Church

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A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?" "Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied. "What happened?" inquired the pastor. "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "That's okay," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore either." *********************** Jokes aside  NOW!!!! Mediocre sex ends NOW! You’re he...

Marriage Rules

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 A Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said,  "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not." *********************** Jokes aside  NOW!!!! Mediocre sex ends NOW! You’re here right now reading this because you have the COURAGE, curiosity and heart… the passion, the power to potentially become one of the world’s greatest lovers to your girl. Mediocre sex? That’s for someone else. Not you. This is the opportunity to show you...