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Before Heaven's Gates

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 A tidal wave hits a cruise ship carrying three couples, two straight and one gay. The ship sinks, and they all drown and end up in front of St. Peter. The first straight couple goes up to St. Peter and asks, “Can we enter heaven?” St. Peter responds “Sir, you are a glutton! You’ve always preferred food to anything else. You are so passionate about food that you married Candy!” They are dragged away to Hell in a puff of smoke. The second straight couple goes up to St. Peter and asks, “Can we enter heaven?” St. Peter responds, “You are greedy, sir! Money has always been your greatest passion. You are so obsessed with money that you married a woman named Penny!” They are escorted to Hell in a puff of smoke. At this point, one of the gay guys leans over to his partner and whispers “It’s not looking good, Dick.” *********************** Jokes aside  NOW!!!! Mediocre sex ends NOW! You’re here right now reading this because you have the COURAGE, curiosity and heart… the passion, the ...

Oral Sex Moves For Him & Her Over 50 Demonstrated

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Without a little exotic flavor in sex life, sex itself may become…boring, this is a guide into orally exploring our bodies so we can uncover hidden, uncultivated desires and discover newfound pleasure possibilities. Indulging in oral sex will sharpen lovemaking skills and increase intimacy between couples. How can you experience the best elements of oral sex? It guides couples step by step into each oral sex position helping them overcome the monotony of sex. This is a bold book on mastering the art of going down on your partner, so experiment with different positions that suit your mood. This will melt in your mouth, “savor” the experience. I cannot find better words to describe this hopefully provocative guide about one of the most pleasurable sexual practices there is: oral sex. Leave all timidity behind and prepare to take advantage of the most thrilling oral sex positions and techniques. A very comprehensive guide for adventurous couples READING OPTIONS Download it together with t...

Couples Guide To Introducing Sex Toys

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Introducing sex toys is perfect guide for those looking to liven up their sex lives by hitting hot spots more easily and add new twists to classic oral and sex positions. This book will guide you to explore the colorful world of vibrating, orgasm-givers at the same time reassuring you that there is nothing wrong with aiding for more orgasms alone or with your partner. Whether you’re a curious beginner or an advanced enthusiast, everything you need to know about introducing, choosing, enjoying, and caring for every sort of bedroom accessory is here. This book presents much-needed information and gentle encouragement to a wide range of readers, both female and male Inside you will learn; - best ways to introduce sex toys in your relationship -clear understanding of both the male and female sexual bodies - the concept of orgasm, enhancing, benefits, and an end to faking it - detailed look at sex toys from dildos, vibrators, remote controlled, beads and balls, and toys specially designed f...

BDSM: A Beginner's Guide

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The couple that plays together stays together!!! It’s time to add a few kinky weapons to your after-dark arsenal. Actually, forget “a few” and add lots of them. Moderation is for sexual puritans. There are fifty thrills and chills in this book, boldly borrowed from the world of BDSM—Bondage, Domination, Sadism and Masochism. These edgy ideas are guaranteed to get the juices flowing and the nerves firing like never before. And despite their deviant reputation, they are essential elements of a healthy sex life, even for nice people like you. READING OPTIONS Download it together with these Reads For COUPLES here OR Download both PDF & EPUB thru Gumroad OR Download both PDF & EPUB thru PayPal here.  Click return to merchant to be redirected  to the page with both PDF & EPUB files! OR CHECKOUT THESE RANDOM INSIDE PAGES BELOW! READING OPTIONS Download it @  $9.99   $5.99 When Bundled with these OR Download both PDF & EPUB $9.99 thru Gumroad OR Download both...

Couples Sex Guide with OVER 100 Demonstrated Sex Positions

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Sparks fade. Passion dampens. Life 'happens'. That's the path most relationships take. But what if you could chose a different path? One of intense passion, addicting sexual tension & having someone who constantly thinking about you...even if you've been married for the last 10 years? This book is just that antidote as it looks at various sexual positions which should always be up your sleeve The Couple’s Sex Guide is the antidote to bedroom boredom. It is for couples looking to add a bit of flavor and excitement to their sex lives. Elegant and refined, this book is a perfect gift for a special someone or a friend in love since they will learn,  ~ How to make a deep and meaningful connect with their partner's body. ~ A revolutionary sex practice for couples to enhance sexuality  ~ How to make sex a conscious decision, not an accidental encounter ~ emphasize on how slowness since it increase sensitivity and awakens the body’s innate ecstasy There are so many chal...

Extracting Ancient Sex Secrets for Modern Pleasure

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This book covers and proposes the most interesting exotic, erotic maneuvers that the Kama Sutra, Ananga Ranga, Perfumed Garden, and the practice of yoga brings us. Explore through countless tips techniques and sex positions. What better places to look than the beautiful, ancient secrets contained in the erotic pages of the Kama Sutra Ananga Ranga, Perfumed Garden, and the practice of yoga. Due to an increase of interest in sexuality, and personal growth, these ancient teachings are gaining new acceptance in the pursuit of modern pleasure as they grow older. The erotically positive cultures of the past understood that sexuality was part of a healthy lifestyle. Pleasure, sensuality, and sexuality add happiness, fulfillment, and even more years to our lives. This book is for couples who want to bring back or maintain passion in their sexuality READING OPTIONS Download it together with these Reads For COUPLES here OR Download both PDF & EPUB thru Gumroad OR Download both PDF & EPUB...

Plus Size Considered | Positions for Having Sex a New Way Everyday

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People of all shapes and sizes can engage in sexual activity and sexual intercourse.  However, these differences in body types mean that one person’s favorite sex positions could be less pleasurable or even very uncomfortable for someone else.  It is important to find comfortable and pleasurable positions that suit your body type and your abilities.  Many plus size individuals that engage in sexual activities may find themselves in positions that are both unfulfilling and uncomfortable. These  positions are safe, enjoyable while avoiding common problems caused by weight, size, or flexibility. Give them a try! Everyone should and indeed must enjoy their sex life no matter their body type. Often most positions recommended focus on body twisting and therefore mostly difficult for most of us. Sex positions covered in this book all focus on the simplicity of it all but bringing out the best pleasure and sexual adventure associated with varying sex positions. From plus siz...

Intimate Couples Igniting Love & Passion

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Intimate couples is a guide designed to be practical on couples, looking at areas which can help them become more intimate. Although intimacy in relationships is enjoyable but the process of achieving it can be scary.  In this book part one covers various ways individuals can do to improve their relationship and get more intimate through understanding oneself and their partner.  Part two of the book looks at the physical part of intimacy from a simple touch to some of the most intimate sexual games a couple may engage in to improve their intimacy. This book covers these two aspects in a tone every average couple will understand – daily interactions and attitudes -physical intimacy - this will relight their love and passion for each other.  No theories – a daily practical guide for couples who care to improve their relationship READING OPTIONS Download it together with these Reads For COUPLES here OR Download both PDF & EPUB thru Gumroad OR Download both PDF & EPUB...

Couples Guide to Increasing Quantity & Quality of Sex

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Unpredictable, uncontrollable and unbelievably hot! This book is a surefire way to turn up the heat in your relationship. It is packed with steamy tips and tricks for building the ultimate sexual tension with your partner making them always passionately think about YOU. It has timeless advice that can be used by anyone at any stage of their relationship with their significant other.be it a relationship of 30 days or 30 years. With this alluring book you will make your partner your own stalker; sure you’ll discover exhilarating new ways to have a blast in your sex life. So many relationships start out great, with passionate sex and having lots of fun with each other. But almost always, as the relationship progresses, things start to become routine…to the point where it can actually become even a little boring. If your partner starts to get bored, then you are increasing the risk that they are going to look for excitement elsewhere (in other words, cheating). The book will teach you how ...

Couples Guide to Erotic Massage

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Dare to awaken your body, and that of your partner, to new experiences of sensual love and pleasure. Have fun experimenting with the abundant know-how techniques offered in this book about a good massage. The type of massage you will learn here offers more intimate, profound, and mindful contact than that proffered by mere sex. And, of course, it provides much more pleasure. Discover, here, a new way of getting in touch with your body, a new way of erotic encounter with your beloved, a path full of sensuality, pleasure, and partnership. couple’s massage, that wonderful way of giving and receiving, is our best means of caring for a relationship, to enrich it and strengthen its weak points, to make it more profound and more substantial each time Couple’s massage can revive a stuck relationship and it can bring two people who are drifting apart to feel renewed love. It can bring back passion to a loving relationship that has become routine. This can happen for any couple, whatever their a...