Different Kinds of Boobs & penises

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. 

The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of penises are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

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Jokes aside NOW!!!!

Mediocre sex ends NOW!

You’re here right now reading this because you have the COURAGE, curiosity and heart… the passion, the power to potentially become one of the world’s greatest lovers to your girl.

Mediocre sex? That’s for someone else. Not you.

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The next girl who gets to sleep with you is gonna be ONE LUCKY WOMAN, guaranteed.

She’ll be yours whenever you want… however you want.

If there was one thing you should take away… make it this:

The key to a woman’s heart and mind… is through her body. Through your touch.

Once you know how to give a woman a game-changing orgasm?

Your life changes–FOREVER.

Seriously. All from the touch of your hands, your cock, or your tongue…

With these skills you’re about to discover, you’ll feel like a bonafide pornstar yourself.

There is nothing that can bring you closer to a woman… physically AND emotionally.

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When you look in each other’s eyes after, you’ll see it.

And then you’ll know.