Before Heaven's Gates
A tidal wave hits a cruise ship carrying three couples, two straight and one gay. The ship sinks, and they all drown and end up in front of St. Peter.
The first straight couple goes up to St. Peter and asks, “Can we enter heaven?”
St. Peter responds “Sir, you are a glutton! You’ve always preferred food to anything else. You are so passionate about food that you married Candy!” They are dragged away to Hell in a puff of smoke.
The second straight couple goes up to St. Peter and asks, “Can we enter heaven?”
St. Peter responds, “You are greedy, sir! Money has always been your greatest passion. You are so obsessed with money that you married a woman named Penny!” They are escorted to Hell in a puff of smoke.
At this point, one of the gay guys leans over to his partner and whispers “It’s not looking good, Dick.”
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